Douche Bag of the Month

August

Hope Solo

I made a trip out to the Barnes and Nobles at the Grove. This was my first trip back to The grove since my run in with Mario Lopez (Douchebag). I was hoping this time around would be better. Hope Solo is one of the best female athletes and just returned to the states with a Gold Medal. Plus she is pretty hot, well at least she appears to be hot on tv. I was surprised to find out she is not that great looking in person. She has a man-ly body. She was more ripped then her body guards. Her face looked shiny and makeup was terrible. But she is an athlete not a model, so by athletic standards she is descent looking. She was not very personable and she was busy talking to her friends that were sitting off to the side. She refused to sign outside items, only her books. Many athletes and celebrities do this, so I was not surprised. I did bring a soccer ball just in case. What I didn't like was that she signed for a couple people after the book signing , then said she was in a hurry and left. She actually told me "I don't sign balls in the store". This was two minutes after signing 3 soccer balls for other people waiting. I would have been less upset if she wouldn't have lied. Maybe she thought I was going to sell it on Ebay. The ironic part was I am a fan/collector, one of the guys she signed a ball for was an Ebayer. I left the bookstore disappointed. Me and my cousin decided to go back into the B&N to go to star bucks. When we got off the elevator,we ran into Hope Solo standing there chit chatting. This pissed me off. I said the myself "in a hurry huh?" I was so mad I returned her book right in front of her. (LOL) The best part about this trip was I got to meet rapper 2 Chainz.